Jouons et rions un peu en attendant la reprise...

Pat Kirwan de nfl.com propose un petit quizz sur la saison dernière, pas si facile que ça en a l'air.
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/9454163
Mon score : 11/20. Passable

Un beau 14 sur 20

Citation :

1 – OK
2 – OK
3 – OK
4 – OK
5 – OK
6 – OK
7 –
8 –
9 – OK
10 – OK
11 – OK
12 – OK
13 –
14 –
15 – OK
16 – OK
17 – OK
18 –
19 – OK
20 –

NE PAS LIRE POUR CEUX QUI N'ONT PAS FAIT LE TEST

M'ont bien berné avec la 13 les enfoirés... c'est quand même vraiment limite leur truc

17.

J'ai planter sur la derniere, j'etais persuadé qu'avec ca course que 80 yards il avait fait 100 yards total...

18/20.

Mais je me donnerais 19, car la question 13 est tendancieuse, et je pense que les 2 réponses sont correctes.

Pas besoin de culture général, il suffit de répondre à l'inverse de ce qui semblerait correct.

Par exemple:
8. Marvin Harrison caught more passes than his teammate, Reggie Wayne, last season.

Normalement Harrison est celui qui a le plus de réceptions, c'est pour ça qu'il a posé cette question.

Je me suis juste trompé sur la 19 et la 13, si on veut être pointilleux.

J'ai trouvé ça sur un autre forum. M'a bien fait marrer!

Citation :

We know what happened to Ben in the situation with the bike, but what if it had happened to a different player?

Drew Bledsoe – Same thing as Ben, but it would've been on a stationary bike.

Eli Manning – Archie would have intervened and forced Philip Rivers to get on the motorcycle.

Donovan McNabb – He would have come under scorching criticism from Terrell Owens.

Mark Brunell – He would have thanked God for giving him that wonderful experience and would have tried to baptize the driver of the car.

Brett Favre – He would have received enormous national coverage and sympathy, and would decide to contemplate retirement for a couple of months.

Brad Johnson – Nobody would have noticed.

Rex Grossman – This is a trick question, because Grossman would've been in the hospital before the wreck even happened.

Josh McCown – Matt Millen would’ve traded him for a wide receiver.

Chris Simms – People would’ve thought he was Brad Johnson.

Michael Vick – The media would be commenting on how he face-planted spectacularly, and no other quarterback could’ve done it.

Matt Schaub - Everyone would still want him because he torched the Patriots.

Drew Brees – He would’ve been traded or cut because, hey, when you’ve got Reggie Bush you don’t need any other players.

Jake Delhomme – He would have survived and been okay, but people would credit Julius Peppers for saving him.

Alex Smith – He would’ve secretly been grateful for missing the 49ers’ season.

Matt Leinart – He would’ve dropped drastically on the draft chart amidst rumors that he can’t take a hit.

Matt Hasselbeck – He would’ve been embarrassed, because five seconds before the crash he would have predicted that he would beat the car.

Marc Bulger – (Long silence). I got nothing. There’s not a single thing about Bulger that’s interesting.

Gus Frerotte - He'd be fine, his head has hurt before...

J.P. Losman – He would’ve overshot and missed the car completely.

Daunte Culpepper – Three years ago, he would have crushed the car and kept on going. Now, he would be injured and the driver of the car would have ended up with everything he was carrying.

Chad Pennington – He would’ve been injured. Duh.

Tom Brady – Angels would have descended and saved Tom from harm, and then after the other car stopped, Tom would have climbed into the back seat and given the driver a neck massage to calm her down.

Charlie Batch - Pittsburgh would be fine, because elite backup Omar Jacobs would fill in for him.

Steve McNair – He would have walked it off, because Steve McNair is tough, man. He’s really tough. Everyone would have been talking about how tough he is.

Kyle Boller - Out of anger, he would've hurled the car 60 yards on one knee.

Carson Palmer – Kimo Von Oelhoffen would have been ticketed for an illegal left turn.

Charlie Frye – Trent Dilfer would return to Cleveland,take over the team, win a Super Bowl*, and then get cut when Elvis Grbac decided to come out of retirement

Peyton Manning – During his first year back, the NFL would institute a special rule that nobody is allowed to touch Manning, and he only has to say the name of a receiver for it to count as a completed pass.

Vince Young – Pfft. As if anything could hit Vince Young...

Byron Leftwich – He would’ve been okay, but Fred Taylor would have been hospitalized with sympathy pains.

David Carr – He would’ve been fine. He takes harder hits than that every Sunday.

Trent Green – If you think that car would’ve made it past Willie Roaf and Will Shields, you’re crazy.

Aaron Brooks – Al Davis would blame Art Shell and then fire him.

Philip Rivers – Nobody knows...nobody has any idea at all.

Jake Plummer – He wouldn’t have hit the windshield at all, because Broncos only hit in the back

Double C a écrit:

J'ai trouvé ça sur un autre forum. M'a bien fait marrer!

Citation :

We know what happened to Ben in the situation with the bike, but what if it had happened to a different player?

Drew Bledsoe – Same thing as Ben, but it would've been on a stationary bike.

Eli Manning – Archie would have intervened and forced Philip Rivers to get on the motorcycle.

Donovan McNabb – He would have come under scorching criticism from Terrell Owens.

Mark Brunell – He would have thanked God for giving him that wonderful experience and would have tried to baptize the driver of the car.

Brett Favre – He would have received enormous national coverage and sympathy, and would decide to contemplate retirement for a couple of months.

Brad Johnson – Nobody would have noticed.

Rex Grossman – This is a trick question, because Grossman would've been in the hospital before the wreck even happened.

Josh McCown – Matt Millen would’ve traded him for a wide receiver.

Chris Simms – People would’ve thought he was Brad Johnson.

Michael Vick – The media would be commenting on how he face-planted spectacularly, and no other quarterback could’ve done it.

Matt Schaub - Everyone would still want him because he torched the Patriots.

Drew Brees – He would’ve been traded or cut because, hey, when you’ve got Reggie Bush you don’t need any other players.

Jake Delhomme – He would have survived and been okay, but people would credit Julius Peppers for saving him.

Alex Smith – He would’ve secretly been grateful for missing the 49ers’ season.

Matt Leinart – He would’ve dropped drastically on the draft chart amidst rumors that he can’t take a hit.

Matt Hasselbeck – He would’ve been embarrassed, because five seconds before the crash he would have predicted that he would beat the car.

Marc Bulger – (Long silence). I got nothing. There’s not a single thing about Bulger that’s interesting.

Gus Frerotte - He'd be fine, his head has hurt before...

J.P. Losman – He would’ve overshot and missed the car completely.

Daunte Culpepper – Three years ago, he would have crushed the car and kept on going. Now, he would be injured and the driver of the car would have ended up with everything he was carrying.

Chad Pennington – He would’ve been injured. Duh.

Tom Brady – Angels would have descended and saved Tom from harm, and then after the other car stopped, Tom would have climbed into the back seat and given the driver a neck massage to calm her down.

Charlie Batch - Pittsburgh would be fine, because elite backup Omar Jacobs would fill in for him.

Steve McNair – He would have walked it off, because Steve McNair is tough, man. He’s really tough. Everyone would have been talking about how tough he is.

Kyle Boller - Out of anger, he would've hurled the car 60 yards on one knee.

Carson Palmer – Kimo Von Oelhoffen would have been ticketed for an illegal left turn.

Charlie Frye – Trent Dilfer would return to Cleveland,take over the team, win a Super Bowl*, and then get cut when Elvis Grbac decided to come out of retirement

Peyton Manning – During his first year back, the NFL would institute a special rule that nobody is allowed to touch Manning, and he only has to say the name of a receiver for it to count as a completed pass.

Vince Young – Pfft. As if anything could hit Vince Young...

Byron Leftwich – He would’ve been okay, but Fred Taylor would have been hospitalized with sympathy pains.

David Carr – He would’ve been fine. He takes harder hits than that every Sunday.

Trent Green – If you think that car would’ve made it past Willie Roaf and Will Shields, you’re crazy.

Aaron Brooks – Al Davis would blame Art Shell and then fire him.

Philip Rivers – Nobody knows...nobody has any idea at all.

Jake Plummer – He wouldn’t have hit the windshield at all, because Broncos only hit in the back

Blagounette pour passer le temps :

Citation :

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm a Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Bronco fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is a Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, that's no reason for you to be a Bronco fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

Double C a écrit:

"I'd be a Raiders fan."

Excellent !
Moi je la connais avec les Bengals !