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Bon, je peux pas tenir.
Depuis le temps que je mate Jay Leno et Conan O'Brien par la Freebox, y'a des vannes que je me dois dispatcher pour les Anglophiles par ici.

"The Pope recently told Christians to separate Love from Lust. Actually, he said Love is Pure and Lust is about $100 dollars, probably $150"

Après des Wild Cards :
"Last weekend, I didn't feel like doing anything. You know, just watching and doing nothing. Just like the Giants versus the Panthers"

Va falloir que je me bouge pour brancher la freebox sur ma TV... Des fois que Neil Young repasserait chez O'Brien.

O'Brien :
"While defending the nomination of Harriet Myers, President Bush said "She is plenty bright" Then he went back on his mule and went down South."

Paris Hilton separated with her boyfriend but insisted on saying the are still close friend "If he was in trouble, I would suddenly stop doing WHOEVER I would, to be with him"

"During the SuperBowl, the only chance to see a Sudden Death was during the Rolling Stones Show."

Leno

Comme quoi, ça lui arrive de sortir des trucs drôles... des fois.

Attention Entombed, Jay Leno et O'Brien sont de "dangereux" républicains

Merci de tes attentions, Doc.

Je vais essayer de réprimer mes sourires dorénavant !

Pour O'Brien, surtout, je me sens pas de taille dans cette lutte.

Leno

"Maurice Clarett was arrested for robbing people at gunpoint. The saddest part of this, is that, while being chased by the policemen, he actually LOST YARDAGE"

C'est jay Leno qui a fait le tour de chauffe des Daytona 500 en NASCAR

Conan :

Yesterday, a woman gave birth to a 14 pounds baby. The baby is fine. But the woman is still SCREAMING !

For the third time, Tommy Lee has asked time Pamela Anderson. This time he bent on the wrong knee and crushed his penis.

ENTOMBED a écrit:

Après des Wild Cards :
"Last weekend, I didn't feel like doing anything. You know, just watching and doing nothing. Just like the Giants versus the Panthers"

Celle la elle est terriblement vrai lol j'adore.

Conan hier soir :

"Kate Moss just warned Lindsey Lohan about the dangers of drugs.
Actually the warning was "Don't get near MY DRUGS !"

Leno :
"EXXON Company is reported to make $8 milion profit a day. This means they actually screwed more people than Paris Hilton and Bill Clinton TOGETHER !"

Conan :
EXXON Company denied they are gauging prices. They replied, 'We prefer calling it Kicking America in the Nuts'

Stunning event from one of the juries in the last American Idol Show. Simon apologized publicly for being too rude to one of the contestants. When asked about which contestant, he replied 'The Douchebag !'".

Y a un autre très bon, c'est Jon Stewart sur Comedy central ( celui qui a présenté les oscars cette année)

"Did you see all these black people in the Republican Party?....The last time the Republicans had so many blacks on stage.....they were selling them!

L'un des collaborateurs de Jay Leno est allé interviewer les Miss lors de l'Election de Miss Univers. Quelques petits sketches avec certaines.

Y'avait notre Française (une prononciation pitoyable, comme son accent quand elle parle Français). Elle lui a mis un coup de boule en pleine poitrine, en expliquant que c'est une Tradition...

Hier déjà chez Conan O'Brien, un nouveau personnage récurrent : "Zidane qui sauve un mec qui est en train de s'étouffer avec un HotDog". Vous savez comment.